RichardH

walkers

1. Never raise your hands to your kids - It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. - My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 3. I'm in shape. - Round is a shape. 4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. 5. Do you think illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet soup? 6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. 7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window? 8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac? 9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is. 10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them. 11. One out of every three people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. 12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if you've got a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem. 13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the walls. 14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

Been looking at the Hoggin the bridge pics, love the rizzla jacket, where did you get it Dude, dont want a rizzla one but they must have others

makes you cringe, just waiting for all of us, nasty

chad, i vote for your Mom well dave said she was moderate

Don't understand it Josh, you drive sooo slowly

i still think you should get those yellow tyres

welcome Hmmn we seem to be getting a Bking theme going, wonder why

Working Sunday did nights last night when i walked across the carpark in the morning the rest were scraping the ice off their windscreens ' Time to buy a car or shoot the daughter so i can use the one I have

Happy to have a go

WOW!!!!!!

thank God for that, thought you were gonna say meet at the caravan show

deffo going, just dont know what day

would have done this if it were closer, lovin the Rizzla jacket Stu

Hey Dude welcome that could well be my next bike, keep looking at them lmao I lie, I meant FJR1300

great pics, looks like you all had a good time

hearted

I have this argument all the time at work, people that can barely talk English let alone read it. I dont mind them being there, my point is that all the signs and instructions for the machinery are in English, cant be safe if they cant read them!

Hello mate (its Richard) must have took a while to come up with the name lol welcome to the den, have fun

JEEEESUS!! Look at the size of that spider

wonder who you met on the BKing site?? welcome to the madness