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Neill

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  1. I went to church on sunday as i walked in everybody was running out,strange I thought. Inside the church the place was deserted,except for 1 bloke who turned round and looked at me,he said "arent you scared of me?" No I replied " you should be he said Im SATAN" You dont scare me I replied " 1 word from me and you will be dead" he said maybe i said but you dont scare me " 1 word from me and you will spend eternity in damnation" he said still not scared I replied looking a bit perplexed he say's Why arent you afraid of me? Cos Ive been married to your SISTER for 25 years m8
  2. Well there's an OCD suprise!! he needs to clean them 10 times a day to qualify itchy
  3. may be worthwhile getting your earthing checked out m8 electrical appliances shouldnt randomly develop problems unless you have a problem with your electricity supply and or earthing ie high earth impedance, voltage spikes and transients, get a sparky to test your supply etc oops pleased to hear no one injured as well m8
  4. Ahh the old ones are the worst
  5. Even on a clear day in Rutland you wont see anything cos the tree will be in the way Think I should make the saturday if petrol hasnt reached 75 quid a litre
  6. stu think carfully this is aN ASSISTANT MANAGERS position which could mean crap from both sides, aim higher or do what makes you content at work you spend a lot of time there good luck
  7. Neill

    helmet noise.

    helmets didnt have air vents in them in the old days, all that air blasting through the vents causes much off the noise
  8. well them tykes need a good shake from time to time
  9. steam engine theyre quite quiet ( bugger me got those the right way round) Fred Dibnah knew a thing or two you know
  10. car alternator and fan belt driven by a small garden ornamental windmill will charge the battery if pulleys are right size
  11. the inverter would need to be large enough to power the drill, 12vdc input 230vac out at what ever watts the drill is which will put quite a drain on the battery so because you need to charge the battery a large one would be a good idea like a lorry battery then i dont see too much of a problem have you considered a wind generator?
  12. words fail me still goo news that the claim is approved but what a bloody rave for them in winter
  13. had a cracker wilf no pun in tended happy new year to you
  14. Fender Stratocaster some splashy smellies (dunno wot they truying to say) and a litre off brandy
  15. whilst I agree with every ones comments it wouldnt do a lot off good peoples memories are short and they know these videos are reconstructions. They all think it couldnt happen to me cos I is invincible after a couple of shandies never mind the good stuff JMHO though
  16. Nice song Alan but Im sorry to hear all your tribulations worrying times m8 hope things workout ok and your luck changes soon
  17. stayed there a few times myself loverly breakfast
  18. sometime before the bus pass arrives lookin good though
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