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Neill

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  1. you have a 5 litre reserve, once you switch over to reserve fill up at next service station and never run out again. Ive never had a problem in 30 years without a fuel gauge
  2. wouldn't waste my time asking the old bill if they are legal they will be the last to know
  3. the country has lost the nurse but not the nits unfortunately
  4. If I wasnt already depressed I am now and yeah 53 this year as well (bugger)
  5. tbh dave I would think about braided lines first and see how that affects the braking, sintered pads while being very good do increase the wear rate on your disc's
  6. Sod Hastings look what happened to King Harald
  7. Such a sad loss wont see him gurning his way thru Still got the Blues. again
  8. I could use the "working" excuse but Im gonna man up and admit Im too much like Dave to be going too cold still anywzay gonna have snow by then I'LL see you some time around june
  9. Dave you need to put a tumbleweed smiley on here for some of the jokes m8 cheers
  10. sign off the times Im afraid we will soon be back to getting riding gear from surplus stores although modern flying jackets are crap
  11. Neill

    pub joke

    Still cant find the tumbleweed emoticon
  12. Best would be a split between Pink Floyd at knebworth 1974 and Led Zep @ Earls Court worst probably Westlife at sheffield (I had to take the daughter )
  13. Son House, Blind Lemon Jefferson, LeadBelly, Howlin Wolf, Hubert Sumlin, Robert Johnson, with out these guy's you would all be listening to madrigalls or opera
  14. cant find the tumble weed emoticon so pheeewwww
  15. Yep defo 2 dumplins and half a pound of chipolata's and stop using the right one for a while Dave
  16. how will they see to claim their giro's
  17. you worried he wouldnt fill them
  18. Bunnahabain or Laphroaig and the only thing you should put in a malt is another one!! They add enough water at the distillery, its the source of that water that gives the malt its flavour not the sherry or bourbon barrels it spends the next 8 or 12 years in
  19. Neill

    Fishing

    I was out fishing with a friend 1 weekend we sat on the river bank waiting for a bite,enjoying a couple of tinnies I said to my friend "you know my wife hasn't spoken to me for 2 months I think Im going to divorce her" My friend considered this for a while took a swallow from his can and replied "You ought to think that through carefully Neill, women like that are very hard to find"
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