goferit

----A gust of wind blew. The gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister." "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the London Symphony Orchestra She's going to teach you where to put your fingers, so you don't piss in your eye.

Always good for a chuckle ol' Adolph parody clips.

I've used it just for curiosity sake, but didn't notice any extra mpg's, so just stick with premium. Just a thought, If it doesn't live up to the company's claims, wouldn't that breach the 'sales description act?.

It seems obvious (to me), that we who ride / have ridden bikes, must also be the safer car drivers, as we already appreciate the hazards of two wheel transport, and are prepared to accommodate for bikers needs--

A fine line up there O/F... looks like the day they came off the prod' line

It's what bikers knew all along --eh Dave?.

There is always a nerd like that in most neighbourhoods fr499y, but it only takes a phone call to upset his apple cart---or a question of time before he kills himself(or someone innocent).. Best the 'phone call 1st??. I don't like grassing to plod, but reporting this---may save someone's life.. (prob' drink involved an'all) As for camera vans---there is one parked just down near my gaff, almost every Sunday---out for the day making his overtime money.(tossers) They should be called cash cameras,not safety cameras---safety doesn't come into it, 'tis our money they're after.

Thanks "old fart"---from another "old-fart"...

Appreciate seeing those, can never get enough for me..Truly works of art, and still being used.. I wonder how many of todays 'plastic pigs', will be icons in the future?? or even last that long?.

A true legend.. If you haven't seen this video, it's well worth the watching. http://fleon.me/videos.php?Id=b90ad0a160b3397dfd8c1022e7d0bde0

Yepp !!! well said fr499y--- Them's the ones that deserve the finger

Always give a nod (if safe to) or give the "right-boot" , if being passed, I'm from the time when we rode because we had no other option, and we truly looked out for other bikers ; It would have been seen as 'rude' if we didn't acknowledge our kindred spirits. I think it's sad these days when a lot of riders are only out to impress others,and use bikes as status symbols, it wouldn't occur to these types to acknowledge the lesser mortals amongst them. Some power-ranger types.and particularly older,wealthier H.D.owners thinking they are a cut above the rest & can live the American dream,here in soggy Britain with their brand new boots, bandanas, and long key chains, piss-pot lids,and sunglasses, and only ride if the sun's out.--Prats... Ahemmmmm!! Old bikers tend to rant a bit.. Keep the nod going brothers and sisters. We are a Family..& unique .

Wants More Please..

I've been with Swintons for several years now, the thing to watch with them is-- come renewal time, I get a quote which is far more than I get from The "compare the markt.com" site; So I go through the performance of ringing Swinton, and haggling over their on-line price.compared with the quote mailed to me.. Each time the premium is reduced to an acceptable amount, but no loyalty is given to long-term customers,unless you press for it.... Apart from that--no complaints----- I have never claimed, so don't know how good they are on that issue ??.

Special branch are looking into it-- (boom-boom-tiss)

In M.H.O. WHO had the best Bass player & drummer--- ever--end of!! Entwistle & Moon8)

Check out the I-Player, ITV4. They've got most of last weeks shows. But be quick I've got it all recorded,& saving it for when crap weather sets back in---summet ta look forward to. I look in here reg' but ain't got nothin' interesting to report

That's really good By the time you're my age THEY will be paying you

Have you not noticed my avatar??

so youll have a neck like stue soon My weedy little frame wouldn't hold me neck up,--as big as Stu's muscles He'd eat me on a piece o' toast

I reckon you're right there Dick''.. Ridiculous bloody great thing ain't it I LOVES IT THO'.. ---Thinking of ordering a tank turret and barrel

Got this un now---- Where would I put a fairing??? And NO----Fairings do not mean your a Fairy-- Horses for courses I reckon..

TOP BANANA

Condolences to you and your family..