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Oldfart

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  1. haha it's a date then and it will be a cheap date now I don't But the burgers and chips will cost you a mortgage
  2. Oldfart

    after

    Know a few of them myself
  3. but not big Oprah lol
  4. fecking thieving b*stards. We should be like the Arab countries and cut their hands off!!!
  5. Done it a while ago. Lets hope it has an effect
  6. Have shared to Fbook page 'Motorcycle Stolen' and it has been reposted several times. Hope there is a positive result
  7. So sorry to hear that Matt. Hope the b*stards burn in hell
  8. http://www.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.235372.1243574086%21menu/standard/file/ny-walt-baby-boomers.swf
  9. Gather that no one actually died. Initially looks like a bike brake checked him. I wonder if he tagged the back of the bike and set it all in motion?
  10. Totally agree especially when its good for the roses!!! My dad used to make me shovel it up from the rag and bone mans and the milkmans horses lol
  11. [/quote] What I will do is if I make stickers for anyone or work I will put Hutchs Forum ones on the edges to save wasting the vinyl so they work out free within reason and means the money can go to the forum. But I would be able to make custom colour ones then as the price plus cost of extra vinyl which for solid colours is like £1.49, metallic is under a fiver. its my flourecent stickers where its £11 lol [/quote] Nice one Chad
  12. Totally agree Unless you've the skill of John McPint you'll never use all that power anyway
  13. Why do you need extra ponies Chad? Its quick enough already
  14. Im sure I saw that bike at Castleton yesterday?
  15. Went there after your last post a while ago Alan. Nice grub and the little stories on the houses about the Great Plague are a nice touch (but have brekky first lol)
  16. "A friend of mine is in the fertilised egg business. He has several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten cockerels to fertilise the eggs. He kept records, and any cockerels not performing, went into the soup pot and were replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his cockerels. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which cockerel was performing. Now, he could sit on outside his shed and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. His favourite cockerel, old David, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old David's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other cockerels were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To his amazement, old David had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. My friend was so proud of old David, he entered him in the South Yorkshire Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old David the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly old David was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. Vote carefully in the next election, the bells are not always audible"
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