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darkember

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  1. . Tell me Rob what is the vibration like. I had the 750 version on an 06 plate & it used to hurt my thumbs. After about 95 mph I also used to get vibes through the foot pegs.
  2. Youll come then Wil Defo I'm in I was refering to Trebor in my last post, but Rob answered; hey dude the more the merrier, Killed 2 birds with 1 stone as they say
  3. I don't see Rob's name down yet I do hope you will come M8. Hint Hint
  4. I like it. The alarm is worth nearly as much as the bike Watch it Chad the hoody chaves will nick the alarm & leave u the bike BTW where do u find these cheap deals I'm on the hunt for one for my son but it must not be one of these CBR Chinese jobs, insurance companies are not insuring them.
  5. Thats just made me hungry I've seen those in Iceland for a pound
  6. Go anywhere machines. Used to ride a TL varient, motor was the same but differeent frame. At the time I was hunkering after an XT 250.
  7. Beautiful peice of work. Would hate to have to set the fueling on it. The V12 that is:D
  8. Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors How fast can you guess these words 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM You got all 6 wrong....didn't you? Don't worry. You don't have Alzheimer's. You are just a pervert.
  9. darkember

    Hello everyone.

    welcome welcome welcome
  10. Don't let me near it I am quite partial to snake meat
  11. Do remind him he is going back to painful high resonance vibrations. Numb & bum syndrome after 60 miles
  12. Sorry to hear that Suz. Life has this funny way of sorting itself out in the end. It may well be your karma, who knows what lies round the corner. In the meantime take care, ride safe & remember you have alot of friends here
  13. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
  14. According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the Head Teacher decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little Geordie 'Princesses'). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers.......and then there are educators.
  15. Yes there is. Try a few tape worms they work a treat. No matter how much you eat these buggers will eat it before your body can absorb it. They ought to introduce them in the NHS.
  16. Good one Stue11. There is one thing you need do to finally reach your full goal & that is to give up the cancer sticks.
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