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Pet hates when out riding

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What is it that irritates you when you are out and about on your bike? Here's a short list of my pet hates, I'm sure there are loads more I have missed.

1. People that use their windscreen wash when I'm riding behind them
2. Banding on the road where the road has been repaired. It's always excactly on my riding line.
3. People on their mobile while driving.
4. People that creep into roundabouts as I'm riding round. I find that quite intimidating.
5. People that hug the centre of the road in an attempt to stop me overtaking. Why? It only delays the inevitable!

Twisted Evilfighting

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Oh I have got some more
1 People who are still indicating right on a roundabout and then turn left causing you to stop.
2 Drain covers set on the line bikes need to take and no non slip on them making them lethel in the wet.
3 Drain covers set deep below the road level

4 old people who should not be driving any more pulling out in front of you because they did not see you and creeping down the road at 25mph

5 shit flying off rubbish Lorries and spray off the wheels on the artic's

6 Traffic light jumpers

I can go on :-(
Keith

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as well as the above mentioned ill add these - tractors taking verges out and spreading crap all over the roads
also tractors coming out of fields onto the roads and spreading crap every where
bmw drivers trying to t bone me



people on mobiles whilst driving
people chucking fag ends out of car windows and you have to try and dodge them
old people stopped in the middle of a blind bend
drivers doing emergency stops for no apparent reason
badly surfaced roads
car drivers in general
etc etc etc,im going out for a ciggy break

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@dick65 wrote:
tractors taking verges out and spreading crap all over the roads
also tractors coming out of fields onto the roads and spreading crap every where
bmw drivers trying to t bone me



people on mobiles whilst driving
people chucking fag ends out of car windows and you have to try and dodge them
old people stopped in the middle of a blind bend
drivers doing emergency stops for no apparent reason
badly surfaced roads
car drivers in general
etc etc etc,im going out for a ciggy break
Just a few then Dick haveing a bad day , foflfofl

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Boy racers.....get a life its an 1.0ltr corsa LaughingLaughing
Wildlife especially pheasants...
Cages not seeing me....
Weather man getting it wrong and me beloved getting wet smacksmack

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definitely boy racers come to think of it even some of the older car drivers,bmw,merc,audi they dont stand a chance fightingfightingfighting

cars making sudden stops when looking to see which house there going to fightingfighting

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People in a Rover ZS trying to race two bandit 1200s and a VTR down a country lane fofl

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"scooter boys" who surround you at traffic lights revving their engines....then realise i am a girlie, make lewd comments and then still think they want a race??? duh....gonna let em go....

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Drivers on mobile phones
Muppets with loud stereos that dont use mirrors
Drivers throwing fag ends out of the window
Motorists deliberately hugging the centre of the road to stop you passing
Caravan drivers who dont have a mirror extension so they cant see whats behind them (thought that was a legal requirement now?)

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cyclists who use dual carageways when there is a cycle path available

motorcyclists who stick ears,tails,mohicans or any other shit on there helmets Very Happy

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What gets my goat ..appart from a shepherd Laughing

are bikers flying past when Im in a relaxed mood sticking to the speed limit, these muppets seem to think its a jolly weeze to blast past the slow guy brushing my elbow as they go Rolling Eyes

gimme some room tossers

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sunday motorcyclists racing each other and sunday drivers who think the speed limits 20mph and cyclists pretending hartside pass is a section of the tour de france angry

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@Stue11 wrote:
Boy racers.....get a life its an 1.0ltr corsa LaughingLaughing
Wildlife especially pheasants...
Cages not seeing me....
Weather man getting it wrong and me beloved getting wet smacksmack
agree

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Some pent up frustration and bubbling testosterone me thinks, as Delboy said just chill pintmopedLaughing

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@Davehutch wrote:
my pet hates are Robbie only doing me 3 sausages foodfoodfood ..... lol!


Wait until Saturday and I'll give you a saveloy I love yougay

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4x4 drivers doing 30 in a national
People slamming there breaks on to go round a corner
doasy ***** on there phones
Women doing there bloody makeup at 7:30 in the morning then wonder why they have pranged the car in front!!!!
the list can go on and on..

Chavs trying to race, peds being ***** thinking there cool

and my all time favourite, people who can see and hear you filtering in stationary traffic who think its fine to switch lanes and block BOTH lanes in the process ( happened this morning, on Zed with no baffles, its stupidly loud )

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Yep, borrowed next doors Marque thumbs
Lets see If Jez brings some of that special cider he bought at your bbq last year Shocked

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My pet hates

1) police
2) people tail gating you
3) people turning towards you while filtering
4) people going reallyyyyy slowwww
5) people overtaking on blind corners
6) horse shite in the road
7) bikers not wearing proper gear
Cool people chucking fags out the window
9) people cutting infront

more but im just angry on the road!

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this isnt just when im out riding why does every body feel the need to stick monster energy graphics all over their bike or cage.....it looks cr4p please dont do it

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People who have to change their shoes in supermarket car parks so they can drive home.

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@dirtydog wrote:
this isnt just when im out riding why does every body feel the need to stick monster energy graphics all over their bike or cage.....it looks cr4p please dont do it


Laughing Doesn't this one belong in the 'bike faux-pas' thread? I agree with you as it happens, but it's their time/money and at least there isn't an EU directive against it (yet) Wink

I have to admit that they do appear on my personal bike-buying checklist of things to avoid if possible - not in the "run away" column, but in the "must be cheaper to make up for it" bit thumbs

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@Robbie wrote:
@Davehutch wrote:
my pet hates are Robbie only doing me 3 sausages foodfoodfood ..... lol!


Wait until Saturday and I'll give you a saveloy I love yougay


you not serving pork sword this year , you know how Dave likes to gobble it all up , sauce included.

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@jezza wrote:
@Robbie wrote:
@Davehutch wrote:
my pet hates are Robbie only doing me 3 sausages foodfoodfood ..... lol!


Wait until Saturday and I'll give you a saveloy I love yougay


you not serving pork sword this year , you know how Dave likes to gobble it all up , sauce included.


Yep serving it up with BEANS because we know how Dave loves BEANS Laughing

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@Robbie wrote:
@jezza wrote:
@Robbie wrote:
@Davehutch wrote:
my pet hates are Robbie only doing me 3 sausages foodfoodfood ..... lol!


Wait until Saturday and I'll give you a saveloy I love yougay


you not serving pork sword this year , you know how Dave likes to gobble it all up , sauce included.


Yep serving it up with BEANS because we know how Dave loves BEANS Laughing

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