Stue11

not as big as dave surely

Glad your back safe m8

Excellent work mate shes gonna look mighty fine with that new back end, good job and ile look forward to future updates

Awesome mate bet she sounds sweet

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.

Thanks Stan we do our best everyday as and when we can, just like Dave set out to do, keeping this a friendly bike forum for all to enjoy, and as we keep saying if it wasnt for its members posting and getting involved then we wouldnt have a forum, so heres a big thankyou to all of you members, thanks and keep enjoying the banter and p s taking of me and especially Dave

Dont blame ya mate, im of work til monday and i plan on having a little blip somewhere 2mw too, as i did today

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motogp/14976169.stm

I hope not Itchy, my only aim in life is ta see folks happy, & try 'n' make'em smile.. Hang on & I'll try again..

Just this min seen that on the news bloody lucky noone was killed

Hello and welcome onboard

Yea todays the day a year on and still going strong keep up the good work everyone inc Dave and im sure there will be plenty more to come welcome

I cant help ya on any ideas but ile enjoy watching the progress

Moi I don't know what your talking about! :lo l: yeah tidy pics pike and nina nice one now i can see them

Hello and welcome onboard

Sv100s any day imo

Very true Chad but to be fair to Dave, specsavers wernt around when he needed them