Oldfart

Went to the Doncaster megastore on Tuesday. Had a brill time but my wallet didn't

Condolences mate. Sorry to hear about that.

Thats the D B's

Just put a new BT023 on the front. Previous tyre fitted at 16373 mls replaced today at 25438 mls. Can't complain at that

Good advice, so do I

Nice line up but where's the birds in bikini's

Superb ride by Scott as well Anybody notice Rossi's change of riding style? No dangling leg going into corners!

Beautiful piece of engineering. Loved it

Nice one

Ya want a Congreve Clock mate. Now that's a thing of beauty

Happy Birthday mate. Enjoy!!!

Very very nice

Just had an email from Garmin as I have lifetime updates for my sat nav. Anyone who downloaded February's latest update be aware. If you are driving in the Netherlands (highly unlikely!!) some of the directions will send you the wrong way down one way roads (due to bum info apparently). They hope to have a fix at the end of April.

Nice pics Chad

Only in America

nice one

There was a petition for bikers to sign started by one of the cafe owners I think. Saw it get to 2000+ signatures. I think they have listened to the shop owners and bikers and that is why the decision was deferred. The only pay part is the car park as you go in from matlock and the kiosk car park opposite the Fishpond Pub. If you park in the kiosk carpark get a ticket and then wrap the backing around a cable. You can then use it time and time again. My mate hasnt paid for 5+ years. (The car park attendants gave us this tip)

Well you Wooden believe It Wood you Well I heard Edwood Woodwood had one and so has Jedwood. Gettin bloody daft now aint we lol!!!

Muppet!

Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action! So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep the lazy tart busy. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely. Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then." My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner. It took her 5 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in. I just found some naked photos of Miss Piggy floating in Kermit's pond. Looks like frog's porn to me. I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit. After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing. A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part." Sometimes you just can't win. I thought I'd be a gentleman and hold the door open for the young lady. 2 minutes later she said, "Will you go away and shut the toilet door!!" Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think. Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.... I ( Wait for it........ ) Think they were Just Hovis Witnesses.

Never heard of them

I've got some wide chicken strips you can have Chad. Not much tread in the middle tho'

Happy Birthday Chad