Oldfart

After 12 years the old Sidi boots have nearly worn their soles out even though the tops are perfect (just ordered some 'stick on soles' to get a bit more life out of them. Thought I'd bite the bullet and buy some new ones but the new Sidis are too tight so I bought these Arlen Ness ones and am amazed how comfy they are. They are like carpet slippers. Not cheap but brilliant and waterproof to boot! (sorry about the pun)

Yeh but he'd flog 'em on fleabay. If you can get £46000 for a cup used by Lady Blah Blah then who knows

Oh Sh t!!!

Oh SH1 to the power of T

Local Tesco round here today £136.7p Unleaded

DEAF WIFE. A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again no response. So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what's for dinner?" (I just love this) "Ralph, for THE FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at the Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead, let me out!". To which the smiling Vicar says "too late pal, the paperworks already done!

Heard they werent too badly hurt Stue. Just shaken up. That Green Dot scheme is good. Was dreamed up by an ambulance biker and now part of their training to look for it at an incident. For individuals the cards are free but £4.50 for bulk buys. Distribution list below, http://www.openhouseproducts.com/?p=213 Scheme here http://www.helibikes.co.uk/Resources/SCAS%20Heli%20Bikes%20Article.pdf

welcome to the forum

Will bring some pictures and vids back. Am also going to the Manx GP so will do the same. Nice to see the old brit stuff.

Lovely little fella No guessing where the name came from Mrs Stue!

Two people , rider and pillion, were hurt yesterday at Matlock Bath. A woman pulled out and tried to do a 'U' turn in the main road without looking. Dont think they were seriously hurt thank goodness. Bike was a mess. Hope they throw the book at her!!! I also joined the bikers 'Crash' green dot safety scheme yesterday http://www.helibikes.co.uk/Resources/SCAS%20Heli%20Bikes%20Article.pdf

Should be £2000 fine and six points minimum.

cricket

http://vimeo.com/32756097

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The flat plate doesn't fit those arms. Pity. Well then I have to agree with the others. Best removed and fit when necessary

Lookin' good. Look forward to seeing the finished article

TheBiker46 (Alias Den) If thats ok

I had one of those. Looks like a house seat!! Take it off or buy the flat monokey plate m8

Brilliant! Love sidecar racing

Morning all

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/texting-drivers-refused-insurance/20562.html http://www.visordown.com/the-grapevine/texting-while-driving-funny-cartoon/7696.html

Bet theres a queue to ride it. He could make a fortune

Works for me