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Oldfart

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  1. Know how you feel. Went through it with my own wife. Sincere condolences to you and your family. Remember the good times.
  2. Picked these up at the Butlins MCN. Cost £5 for pack of 12. They use an allen screw to clamp on to the pin. Work brilliant
  3. BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied. 'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... No more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! .. The woman went to bed happy,thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books. 'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked. The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'
  4. Happy days. Flying jackets, pudding basin helmets, jeans, white socks turned over yer boots Ah yes I remember it well
  5. Still sounds as sweet as a nut!
  6. Brilliant! They mostly use Honda C90's Watch them at Onchan Stadium when I go to the TT each year.
  7. Drivers on mobile phones Muppets with loud stereos that dont use mirrors Drivers throwing fag ends out of the window Motorists deliberately hugging the centre of the road to stop you passing Caravan drivers who dont have a mirror extension so they cant see whats behind them (thought that was a legal requirement now?)
  8. Oldfart

    Hi all

    Well done Maggie. Hope you have as many happy and enjoyable years biking as I have. I am in my 50th year of biking on the road.
  9. Hi Rosie, welcome to the forum welcome
  10. Very true Den not ashamed to admit i did she'd a tear when he passed So did I Stue. He'd sure be giving Stoner, Pedrosa and Lorenzo a fight. Sadly if he had jumped ship instead of trying to hang on he would be with us today. Got a Ciao Marco sticker on my lid
  11. Looking forward to seeing it. Moto GP is a sadder place without him.
  12. As Pixie said you'd probably get this!
  13. Lookin' the 'mutts nuts' Lee. Nice job
  14. Oldfart

    Hi new member here

    Welcome to the forum
  15. Just a few vids from the stunt show. Sorry about quality but weather was not too good.
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