Oldfart

Joey

welcome

(a.p.p.l.a.u.s.e) Had to spell it wrong to stop emoticon loading

Who said coloured folk have no humour?? A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly. The pilot speaks over the intercom ... " I'm sorry it has come to this ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately we are going to have to jettison the luggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne ". Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's altitude continues to decrease. Once again the pilot gets on the intercom, "I hate to do this folks but in order to save the majority we are going to have to start off-loading some passengers. The only fair way is to do this Alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter 'A'". "Africans? Are there any Africans on board?" There was no answer so the pilot calls, "Black people, are there any black people on board?" Again silence. " C - coloured people? Are there any coloured people on board?" Still there is silence. A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane turned to his mother and said, "Mum, ain't we African? Ain't we black? Ain't we coloured?" She replied, "Yes, son but for the moment we is Niggers. Let them do the Muslims first. If that don't work we is Zulus"......

These blokes are quick!

boobs!

If you want a comfy seat try these people. Their gel seats dont just have the pad inserted leaving the edges standard. The gel extends right across and down the sides http://www.licsltd.co.uk/cgi-bin/esb_shop.pl?cat=LICS_INT

Had one like that in the 60's.. Oops showing my age!!!

Note to self 'I must resist, I must resist, I must resist'

Note to self 'I must resist, I must resist, I must resist'

Shark and AGV dont fit me either. Love my Schuberth C3

so how did it go ?? How did the MOT go. Mine passed on Monday

My old CX500 and my 1100 Pan European

nice 1 , I cant wait to go one year Be nice to see you there Dave. Put it on your bucket list m8

Youre right its a brilliant venue. Went to Assen the year Hodgson won the WSB title. Remember the most awesome practice between Hodgson and Frankie Chili. Chili taking pole

12 weeks 1 day and two hours to the ferry for the Isle of Man TT. Cant wait. Thinking of Assen BSB as well

If shes not interested she can pass the invite on to Wills and Harry. They are bike riders

Have a safe ride in 2012 everyone and keep it shiny side up

Used to live in Tenerife. Saw no end of bikers travelling at 90+ with only a helmet, shorts and flip flops. As the saying goes 'they want their head read' I never ride without full leathers and back protector. At my age you dont mend as easy

Thanks Stu Would never dream of buying anything but quality tyres for my car or bike.. Its my life and those of my passengers.

Good read and so very true!

Love it Q By the way anyone know where a womans 'giggling gap' is?? A Its the bit between her stocking tops and her knicker bottom. If you get past that your laughing!!!

Save yer money. Have used them but no noticeable difference in performance or life. Bike racer friend of mine says for a standard bike these are a waste of time and money unless originally specified. Agree about the ebay rip off