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Sometimes its well worth listening to the older generation thanks noz My dad used to eat dripping on toast

Nooooo my favourite thing (outside my bike) and my biggest fear ZOMBIES

thankyou

Thanks you two i will have a go

Not a clue where to start i have two white rose bushes in the front garden i want to keep them but they are looking a little untidy new buds are just appearing but the older ones need to go how do i cut them without spoiling the look thanks from not a bloody clue

Thanks for all your kind remarks

Brill loving the 3 lions

Custom made exhaust stainless steel ceramic coated and stock CV carbs

Ha ha i bet that pizza isnt in one piece when the customer gets it

Hubby has finally got the bike on the road for the very first time its only gone round the block at the moment but running fine [img][/img] [img][/img] [img][/img]

Great pic

welcome

Lol you lot i dont think dave would get away with it he has the bloke look so wouldnt pass as a cock-in-a-frock

The curvies that met up from Scotland and England in Morecambe And the campsite where some of us stayed in Dovedale total of 200 ish miles pinched off another curvy And these are the ladies i camped with

Light showers and sunny intervals here

welcome

yep i will be there with a few girlies off the other forum not sure where abouts yet but may catch a glimpse of a gang of curvies

Stick with it - the punch line is sublime ! > So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda > pissed off because he doesn't like being yellow. > > Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads... > > He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. > > Anyway... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy > godmother, please make me brown like the other toads," begs her. "I'm > hacked off being so visible to predators. The stress is like, killing > me, you know?" > > "Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and goes: > "Abracapokus! You're brown!" > > The toad looks down and sees that he is brown ! Except..... for his > weenie, which is still yellow. > > "Hang about lady," he says to the fairy godmother, "My pecker's still > yellow!" > > "Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the > Wizard of Oz for that." > > "I know where he lives", says the toad and hops off on his way. > > There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As > luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother (yes > okay it's a coincidence, but it's true). > > "Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear, > "I can't pull any bearesses cos they don't want to be seen with me on > account of the hunters. They can spot me from a mile off." > > Being a fairly nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand. "Oh > for goodness sake, what is the matter with you lot round here. Why > can't you just be content with the way you are!!!" she sighs. And with > that, she then yells: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!" > > The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown. Except for his > goolies, which remain purple. > > "Hold up sweetheart!", he says to the fairy godmother, "My goolies are > still purple!" > > "Yeah, well I don't do those goolie things," she replies, "You'll have > to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." > > "Well that's just dandy, innit?" the bear replies, "How the hell do I > find the Wizard of Oz?" > > "Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off.......... > > You know what's coming don't you ? > > You'll be sorry you ever gave me your email address after this......... > > > > She flew off, saying............................ > > > > > > "Just follow the yellow-dick toad !!

Have fun peeps im going to morecambe then back to dovedale sat to camp over night then off to matlock sunday

very nice

I have seen that a few times and everytime i get a sick feeling watching it. I would of kicked the side of the car t**t didnt even stop

Have you been to watch Take That stu11