Stick with it - the punch line is sublime ! > So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda > pissed off because he doesn't like being yellow. > > Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads... > > He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. > > Anyway... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy > godmother, please make me brown like the other toads," begs her. "I'm > hacked off being so visible to predators. The stress is like, killing > me, you know?" > > "Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and goes: > "Abracapokus! You're brown!" > > The toad looks down and sees that he is brown ! Except..... for his > weenie, which is still yellow. > > "Hang about lady," he says to the fairy godmother, "My pecker's still > yellow!" > > "Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the > Wizard of Oz for that." > > "I know where he lives", says the toad and hops off on his way. > > There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As > luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother (yes > okay it's a coincidence, but it's true). > > "Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear, > "I can't pull any bearesses cos they don't want to be seen with me on > account of the hunters. They can spot me from a mile off." > > Being a fairly nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand. "Oh > for goodness sake, what is the matter with you lot round here. Why > can't you just be content with the way you are!!!" she sighs. And with > that, she then yells: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!" > > The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown. Except for his > goolies, which remain purple. > > "Hold up sweetheart!", he says to the fairy godmother, "My goolies are > still purple!" > > "Yeah, well I don't do those goolie things," she replies, "You'll have > to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." > > "Well that's just dandy, innit?" the bear replies, "How the hell do I > find the Wizard of Oz?" > > "Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off.......... > > You know what's coming don't you ? > > You'll be sorry you ever gave me your email address after this......... > > > > She flew off, saying............................ > > > > > > "Just follow the yellow-dick toad !!