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VTR or VTS?

um.. OUCH!

*evils* whats wrong with honda's Besides, they sounds more like one of these with the stock cans on Btw if you do decide to change the exhaust, it might work out cheaper to go the 4-1 route than 2 slip on cans

looks like she tried to cut him up for lane splitting, he said what he thought so she tried to kill him ROFL.

best april fools ever Even if its not, it was bloody good timing!

i dont know whats been checked already on the bike, but dont give up too easily check plugs, HT caps are on properly ( lead not contacting properly inside the cap ) switch between plugs, and try new plugs to see if the problem jumps from one cylinder to another. Plenty on here with bandits who would be willing to lend or try there HT Leads on yours Dont give up on a bike because of a small problem if you like the bike keep at it

i found a easy way around it without sacrificing rider comfort... take the misses, add one of these and fill it with the clothes Had 2 standard KTM 950 exhausts in mine yesturday, with plenty of room to spare rofl.. bit heavy though o_O

I'll be out on it today thats for sure! trip to HG to get a tank pad i think is in order. Pop round any time mate

Happy birthday mate! have a good one

thanks to all of this shit, the cheapest i have seen fuel for around here is £1.46 and £1.48 for diesel? Max prices from today have been 150.9p for petrol and 164.9p for diesel!!! bloody rip off!!

funny cause i would have the harley :| XR1200

i was thinking the exact same thing.. the older racers tamed the bikes, now there piloting the bikes, would love to see them racing without the TC, and all the electronics, as good as they all are, dont think they would be as good without all the fancy stuff on the bikes

i can do it all pretty good at cooking as well if i do say so myself!

hehe i know what ya all like, Dave's met her anyway lol

there all at this elbow down lark now ent they!!! would love to see some of the old school racers, aswell as the old favourite motoGP riders up against some of these youngsters.

Rofl!!! as much as i would love to say no! she said "go for it!" *if you didn't see it, tough its gone now hehe*

Rofl!! well you ent having her! shes mine! ( the bike and the misses! )

why not

was a bit put off at first but love the colour, just need to get a tank pad and a tail tidy can will be on the list but not till its run in. Then i can see what the stock can sounds like properly

Not bad for £5995 brand new ( pre reg by Honda UK ) 0 miles on it ( well now 50 )

Got fuel, done 50 odd miles already

If i got time before i take old bike to me misses, i'll bung a couple on for ya all to see

10 minutes till i leave to get the bike