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I usually would, but the way he was driving ( sure he didn't know the road too well ) it was either me getting out the way or him taking me out trying to get passed!

Usually this wouldn't bother me as we all know what drivers are like, for instance, bad weather doesn't mean a thing and driving up your ass is a daily encounter! Anyway, to the story. So i was taking my usually route to work this morning, which includes dual carriageways, country roads, some nice twisties etc etc, and this time of the year the farmers LOVE to plaster the road in mud. This chaved up car with a dweeb of a driver comes flying up behind me and stays what would seem like a meter at most away from my back tire, all the way through the 40 section ( which is were a lot of the mud is on the road! ) The first thing that goes through my head is, WHAT A KNOB!! I'm riding a small twin which drops mph's at the same rate as rpm's when engine breaking, i know that if i need to use my breaks this twonk isn't going to stop. So i decide to get a bit of distance as soon as we hit the national bit of road. I pass the signs for national and open the bike up a bit to get some distance, and the idiot tries to chase me, now this is where it backfired for him! i know this road and i know some parts are plastered in mud and poop ( followed a damn tractor home last night so it was fresh and frozen! ) I slowed down before this corner on a straight, giving plenty of time for the douche behind to slow down and watched my mirror as this t**t purposely didn't and instead gave it some gas to try and overtake. BOOM! t**t looses the car on the mud and ends up snaking down the hill some how missing the cars coming the other way! Moral of the story, Chaving up a car, lowing it and giving it shit loads of camber doesn't make it handle any better than how it left the factory. Oh and drive to the conditions of the roads, leave plenty of room for bikes and remember, this time of the year on country lanes there will be mud and poop on the roads!

can you get a Two Brothers juice-box for the kwak? Cheaper and supposedly better than a PCIII

glad everyone is ok!!

Haier American Fridge Freezer HRF-660W/U Like new Genuine reason for sale, Moving and kitchen too small!!!! In fully working condition, can be seen working. Viewing welcome. Any questions, feel free to call me on 07846459353 £280 ono! Bargain but must go!

better tie this one up before its too late

Got it on ebay at the moment but didn't know if anyone would be interested in it? Its the metal box set containing 20 DVD's Click Here

I really want to try out that new 1200 monster! Looks like.. well a monster of a bike

I always get pissed off that i end up in the conference venue next to the museum, but never get time to go look around after the venue has finished! Might have to go have a butchers at the weekend

Sorry mate, forgot about this. Let me know how much postage and will organise it for you. Cheers I'll get them weighed and let you know tomorrow via a PM, but i know they are pretty heavy ones off a V-twin so did there job well lol

Looks good Gav. They are a very love or hate bike when it comes to the engine! Let me know when your free and take it for a ride!

R your bars solid or hollow..? If honest mate, I'll have to check though I think they're solid. Offer still stands if you want a spare set...

do the best you can and dont think about it too much. But yes, this world is shitty. Got robbed twice in 3 days, lost my new motorbike that i had for 3 weeks, and 2 bicycles worth close to a grand each. Get the best disc lock you can afford and don't worry too much. The alarmed ones wont stop someone snapping it off and stealing the bike, but a good quality one will ( Abus granit, Squire ML2L etc )

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i've got some black ones at home, you will need the screws etc but if you want them you can have them for postage?

i normally use These when i had a problem with fitment, he sorted me out some bolts and spacers to the sizes i asked for might get some for the XJR.

I might treat mine to a wash at some point this year!

And you thought Chad's jokes are bad, you wait till you read these! The 20 Worst Jokes Ever! 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual." 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. 9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. 10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. 11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any. 12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!" 13. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel. 14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says Dam!" 16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." 18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." 19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good. . .) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!!!!!

It's not really a cow dick it's fooling you all.... No one said it was a cow's dick

Caterham Brutus 750! if they make this, i would buy one as a work bike! Looks like the sort of bike you would ride the absolute tits off! Its like a grown up vanvan! Perfect

GHOST75 £5 off £75 or more GHOST150 £10 off £150 or more and if you buy anything from the black range use these BLACK10 10% off £50 or more BLACK15 15% off £100 or more

Harley Davidson are finally getting water cooled engines! now all they need to do is make a bike that doesn't rattle to bits or break down! oh and handles.

yup

Was going to say my dads got the 1.9 estate 306 thats been *fiddled* no problems at all with reliabilty Full induction kit and tweaked turbo lol. My misses has the 2.0 306 so can compare the 2 pretty easily :P ( the 2.0 does seem to have more poke though )